Thursday, October 16, 2008

Ziploc Baggy Heiress Seeks Dino Sex

Seeking a sexual tyrannosaur for a romp in the park - w4m - 28
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Date: 2008-10-12, 3:14PM PDT

I am a very career-focused, attractive, 5'9, 120lb woman who is seeking a man who is willing to fulfill my ultimate sexual fantasy. I am an executive with a very successful corporation that keeps me very busy and I sometimes have difficulty finding men who share similar interests to my own in the bedroom.

Nothing turns me on more then Jurassic Park themed role play. You must be the animatronic dinosaur, and I must be the helpless child (Tim or Lex) stuck in the park at your mercy.

You will growl mechanically into my ear and stare threateningly. I will feign panic and search for the flash light in the back seat of the visitor jeep. You will sniff at the window slowly and then release a robotic roar into the night air. I scream for Alan Grant, but your over sized robot jaws come crashing down through the overhead window, pinning me to the floor.

I cannot stress this enough however, you must play as a ROBOTIC dinosaur. This is very specific, my interest lie entirely in animatronic dinosaurs, not real ones. I thought I should mention this as there have been unfortunate miscommunications in the past, leading to performances that have left me without an orgasm.

Other situations could include you being the dilophasaurus and spitting in my face and then going for my jugular. Or you could be the ill and moaning triceratops, and I would be Ellie Sadler, digging through your stool to find the source of the ailment.

risktaker2002 wrote:

How is your search going on here? Your fantasy is very specific. Have you had anything like that yet? I've seen that movie many times. Very creative idea! Would any costume be required on my part? 36, fit male, 6 ft.

bemybison wrote:

Unfortunately my search is coming up a little dry, I haven't received any replies that seem very serious. I know my fantasy is very specific, but I am a very to-the-point kind of gal. I have found some suitable companions willing to fulfill said fantasy in the past, but I am still in search for someone who has the same amount of passion and lust for animatronic dinosaurs as I do.

If you are willing to wear a costume, I do have one for this specific use. Its rather heavy and has a metallic structure in the joints (that creak when you bend) and just the sound of it drives me wild, knowing that a robotic skeleton is under all that dinosaur flesh. Its incredibly arousing. There's even a voice modulator in the snout that mechanizes your sexy dino grunts and roars.

Have you had any kind of theatre or mime training? It would definitely come in handy considering how cumbersome the dinosaur suit is (I had it custom made in Argentina) and it can get pretty hot and sweaty inside of the suit (not that I would complain about a sweaty man!).

risktaker2002 wrote:

I understand you're taking of this as being serious. I'm trying to learn more so as not to waste your time. I understand how the costume makes you feel sexy, but I'm not sure how that will make me feel. Is it required? Could I just wear a thong?

bemybison wrote:

I'd prefer you wear the costume as that way we can completely immerse ourselves in the fantasy. There is a velcro tear-away flap in the groin that allows for quick and easy access to the fun bits.

What really gets my jeep tires spinning, is if a guy lets me paint his dick gray so that it resembles part of the dinosaur skeletal structure. I have plenty of acrylic paint for just the occasion(as well as some paint thinner for cleanup).

This fantasy will have no compromises.

risktaker2002 wrote:

Body paint is very sexy. Would be fun to even try full body paint, but I guess that would too much time.

bemybison wrote:

I'd prefer if we kept the body paint isolated to your penis, but I'd be willing to smear some red on myself to simulate tooth and claw wounds.

risktaker2002 wrote:

Would it take place inside or outside in car like you describe? Do you have a pic?

bemybison wrote:

It wouldn't have to be specifically the car sequence, though I do have a car with a sky window. Would you be willing to smash your face through it?

I've attached a picture to give you an idea of what the suit looks like.

Love a man in a uniform.

risktaker2002 becomes concerned about his weight:

How big is that suit? Looking at it I'm not sure I would fit. Looks more brown than grey, or is this another copy of it?

bemybison wrote:

The suit itself is a reddish brown, but the metal joints inside are steel grey (hence why I'd want yourpenis to also be grey). The suit is very stretchy, I'd say its similar to wearing a spandex onesie.

I would love you to be my velociraptor in the kitchen, I could hit you with a ladle and lock you in the freezer. But be careful, Dr. Hammond could walk in at any minute!

risktaker2002 wrote:

Does the costume have a head too?

bemybison wrote:

No pictures of the head, but it has quite a bit of blood on the teeth, as well as scraps of gore smeared across the top of the head.

I'd love to be alot more open about my fantasy in my regular life, unfortunately I am a rather major player in the Ziploc baggy industry and its this type of scandal that could potentially ruin me, so discretion is a MUST.

risktaker2002 wrote:

Are you on msn? I can use cam that way and show you some of my dino moves!

Other Responses:

"Holy shit! That is fucked. How about I give you a facial instead"

"I LOVE ANIMATRONICS.. especially jurassic park.. man that movie gave me nightmares for years.. i also love jaws or.. pretty much any alien movie. SO you my darling sound like the best time in the world! I'm 21 in an apprenticeship for carpentry.. and am seriously finding that theres no cool girls out there! However we all have needs and if me being a Raptor in the lab can do it for you, i know it will for me. So if your looking for someone who knows jurassic park inside and out then you found the right guy."

"Hey. Love it, now what is next? -Renold"

"By the the way; I hope you've had a good look yourself, they were not animatronic/robotic in function at all; they were mostly cgi creations and moved with all the fluidity of real creatures, I was most impressed of course with the velocirapetors, truly agile athletes, nothing robotic about them....mmmm! how about being 'devoured' shhhlllllupp!!!!!............. rrrrrrrraggghhh!!!! Tx John"

"can i just say you made my fucking afternoon! i was just about to head to the dvd store (before i read your listing...) for today's entertainment/sustenance/survival, but for some reason i'm e-mailing you. before i go any further i should point out that i've just taken some mushrooms, and whilst i seem to be fairly lucid at the moment i may not be in an hour or so, when i'm watching jurassic park again and doing my homework... here's hoping you don't find your t. rex too soon. -harry"

"I have read some fucked up fetishes before, but sister you have some deep psychological issues! Daddy teach you to be a woman? Mom slap you around a fair bit? The family dog mount you?
You are one fucked up Cookie! Good luck on reality...Again, WOW!!"

"I will be the raptor stalking you. You will not see me coming, as I attack you from behind, throw you down and ravage you."

"You be my Dairy Queen: I'll be your burger King,You treat me right"I'll do it your way. Cheers Dennis"

"I absolutely howled when I read your post. That was outstanding. I love a gal with a great sense of humor. That took some courage to write. We must talk more..."

"LOL Not sure if this is real or bogus. When I read your ad, I nearly DIED! I was laughing so hard by the fourth paragraph! Thanks, you've made my thanksgiving!"

"This is beautiful fantasy, very sensual, creative and erotic. I must confess that I am impressed with your intelligence as only a person with high intellect can come up with something so artistic.I was wondering whether you would be interested in a man who is 6 feet tall, athletic built, well read, well traveled, charming, polite, has a great sense of humor and most of all is very creative and imaginative when it comes to sex. If so, please write me back. It will be my honor to be the part of your fantasy."

"Hey babe I think u sound like the best match for me.I've read many ads but u seem like the professional I'd like to have a fantasy with.I've seen the movie n know exactly what to do. I'm very attractive n I'm a multi millionaire n own my own company."

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