Reply to: pers-906415383@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-11-05, 1:06AM PST
Short and sweet: looking for a guy to support my eating habits.
I have something of a "fast-food-tooth" and I can plow through a big mac meal without shame. McDonalds, Wendy's, A&W, they are all my weakness. If its deep fried and loaded with salt, I can guarantee that I've probably binge eaten it at some point. Unfortunately we live in a very superficial world, so I always purge afterwards. A girl has to keep an eye on her figure, nobody wants Grimace in the sack.
This is where you come in: Successful man who isn't afraid to lay down a little cash to feed his gal. The fastest way to my bedroom is through my stomach, so as long as you are keeping me well stocked on nuggets and fries, then I will be more then inclined to share a bit of my beef patty and let you be the chubby chicken in my momma meal. Perhaps we can include some condiments? If it has Sweet and Sour sauce on it, I'll probably put it in my mouth.
You'd be shocked at what I can do with a Happy Meal Toy. Care to find out? Serious responses only.
vanish101 wrote:
Hey let's get a happy meal right now! I'm a hot 28 year old with a crazy appetite for food and pussy! I'm 6 ft tall 180 lbs and fit! Let's go eat and then have each other for dessert.
bemybison wrote:
I have this thing where I can't eat nearby other people, most likely I would end up hurting you and literally taking your food. My cravings are uncontrollable, so it would be better if you just waited outside until after I've dined. I can purge on your chest later if you are into that sort of thing?
vanish101 wrote:
Sure. I'll wait until u r done eating and if that turns u on to purge on me then it all cool with me! Where r u?
bemybison wrote:
vanish101 wrote:
Haha ya like I said. If that turns u on I'm cool with it. I like trying new things. Can u send me a pic or at least describe yourself in detail. R u hot? Is what I'm getting at.
bemybison wrote:
vanish101 wrote:
Sure. I'll wait until u r done eating and if that turns u on to purge on me then it all cool with me! Where r u?
bemybison wrote:
I'm in Surrey. Are you seriously down with the purging on your chest thing? Because I've proposed this to some other guys and it usually scares them off pretty quick. None of them seem to keen on being smeared with half-digested Filet-o-Fish, but if your are down with that then you've made my dream come true.
vanish101 wrote:
Haha ya like I said. If that turns u on I'm cool with it. I like trying new things. Can u send me a pic or at least describe yourself in detail. R u hot? Is what I'm getting at.
bemybison wrote:
I've attached a picture. Describe some naughty food play you have in mind!
vanish101 is experienced at carrot play:
Well to be honest i'm only experienced whip cream and honey and chocolate and carrots and cucumbers. But I don't mind getting a little dirty. Rolling and smearing food all over each other. Smearing food all over your pussy then taking my time and licking you pussy clean! When can u meet me?
bemybison wrote:
bemybison wrote:
vanish101 is experienced at carrot play:
Well to be honest i'm only experienced whip cream and honey and chocolate and carrots and cucumbers. But I don't mind getting a little dirty. Rolling and smearing food all over each other. Smearing food all over your pussy then taking my time and licking you pussy clean! When can u meet me?
bemybison wrote:
Can I grill some burger pattie's on your ass?
vanish101 wrote:
Not sure what that means exactly but I'm sure I will be up for that too! Do u live alone? Can I come over?
vanish101 wrote:
Not sure what that means exactly but I'm sure I will be up for that too! Do u live alone? Can I come over?
bemybison wrote:
It means I'll basically rub your ass down with some vodka, light it and sizzles some patties on it for a few seconds until the alcohol burns off, then transfer them to a portable grill I have.
vanish101 wrote:
Sounds crazy but as long as it turns u on! What's your name? Where about in surrey? Can I get your number?
bemybison wrote:
your ad sounds crazy but as long as it turns u on! What's your name? Can I get your number?
bemybison wrote:
vanish101 wrote:
Sounds crazy but as long as it turns u on! What's your name? Where about in surrey? Can I get your number?
bemybison wrote:
you might get some permanent disfigurement from grease burns, are you down with that?
vanish101 wrote:
No not really. But whatever. Let's try it.
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cfwoodburne wrote:vanish101 wrote:
No not really. But whatever. Let's try it.
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your ad sounds crazy but as long as it turns u on! What's your name? Can I get your number?
bemybison wrote:
you a rapist?
cfwoodburne wrote:
cfwoodburne wrote:
not unless you want me o be. i am just a very sexual man that is into most anything. what else are you willing to tell me about you? and ask me anything. thanks
bemybison wrote:
bemybison wrote:
i ain't lookin to get no raped
cfwoodburne wrote:
cfwoodburne wrote:
cfwoodburne wrote:
i am not really looking for that either i am more into giving pleasure that everyone is into
bemybison wrote:
have u ever rape b4? if so, describe in detail
cfwoodburne is a rapist:
bemybison wrote:
cfwoodburne is a rapist:
i have had very dominant sex many of times and several times while a womans husband or boyfriend watches. as i fuck his woman like he cant but i dont know if i would call it rape except when they tell me to stop and i dont
you like the idea of bieng raped dont you?
bemybison wrote:
will you rape me wit a burger in yo mouth?
you like the idea of bieng raped dont you?
bemybison wrote:
will you rape me wit a burger in yo mouth?
cfwoodburne wrote:
yeah driiping sauce as i force myself on you
bemybison wrote:
Can I shove some nuggets in your ass or is that crossing a line
cfwoodburne wrote:
naughtyvanguy wrote:
"But are you for real.?? are you serious even....?you sound too good to be true really...."
"Do you ever think of having sex on a bed of Fries and nuggets? That might be neat. I could buy if you would try."
"hey how r u ur add sounds very interesting i aswell love fast food what is ur fav place i love mcdicks and i must say inever put sweet and sour sauce on it but i would try it cuz it cant hurt no one i think i am also curious of to what u can do with happy meal toys well message me back and let me know"
"I can probably buy about 600 big Mac for you . if this interest you , then let have a mac attack , a pic would be really good start to a mac time ?"
"LOL....I like how you use fast food as an example, very creative. I might be interested in this proposition."
"hey. im at mcdonalds now, do you want anything?"
"im high as shit and your post was the best all night"
bemybison wrote:
Can I shove some nuggets in your ass or is that crossing a line
cfwoodburne wrote:
no not at all. you can lube my ass up with sweet and sour if you like
bemybison wrote:
i wanna rub raw beef in your eyes
cfwoodburne wrote:
...bemybison wrote:
i wanna rub raw beef in your eyes
cfwoodburne wrote:
mmmm that is fucking hot. i like the feeling of he blodd running down my face
naughtyvanguy wrote:
I love to eat too, I will get you all the fast food you want if you let me eat you as you eat the food. I would love that!!!!!! Get back to me
bemybison wrote:
Oh my god, do you have a cannibalism fetish?? If so, we might be soul-mates... How interested are you?
naughtyvanguy wrote:
I would love to lick your wet pussy as you eat food. Do you have a number I can call you at?
bemybison wrote:
That did not answer my question.
naughtyvanguy wrote:
I really would love to eat you as you eat buggers and nugets
bemybison wrote:
I want to eat you too. A nice big chunk outta yer leg
naughtyvanguy wrote:
Really, mmmmmm
bemybison wrote:
then roast you on a spit and bury you in my backyard
naughtyvanguy wrote:
Ahhhhh
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ronthegoblinsharpshooter wrote:
howdy, saw your ad and would love to get you full and happy, so if you're free right now, drop me a line and lets go for a drive thru.
bemybison wrote:
I don't "drive through" sweetheart, I like to savor the moment with my burger.
ronthegoblinsharpshooter wrote:
so what do you have in mind? And dropped you a msn invite.
bemybison wrote:
This is my dream scenario: You give me 50 dollars, I find the nearest McDonalds and eat to my heart's content, we leave and go back to your place and I purge all over your sexy chest. Sound like a plan?
ronthegoblinsharpshooter wrote:
not much into the getting purged on. what else do you do?
bemybison wrote:
Really? Thats kind of a deal breaker with me. Its incredibly exhilarating, I consider vom-play to be something of an art. I get turned on and then I'm more then willing to do just about anything really.
ronthegoblinsharpshooter wrote:
That's too bad, hope you get your freak on with someone who's able to keep up with you.
bemybison wrote:
Is there anything I can do to persuade you? New avenues of sexual play don't have to be intimidating. I can spray some perfume in my mouth if smell is an issue?
ronthegoblinsharpshooter wrote:
I'm just not into Vomit-Play. I'm more into exhibition
bemybison wrote:
Well do you have any friends I could vomit on while you watch?
ronthegoblinsharpshooter wrote:
sorry, I don't... though watching you would sound interesting.
bemybison wrote:
Well what if I bought like a plastic doll or something and vomitted all over that. Could you get on board then?
ronthegoblinsharpshooter wrote:
Sure, but I don't think I can fund the 50 bones.
bemybison wrote:
would you steal burgers for me then???
ronthegoblinsharpshooter wrote:
How many burgers do you need?
bemybison wrote:
a couple dozen
Other responses:
bemybison wrote:
Oh my god, do you have a cannibalism fetish?? If so, we might be soul-mates... How interested are you?
naughtyvanguy wrote:
I would love to lick your wet pussy as you eat food. Do you have a number I can call you at?
bemybison wrote:
That did not answer my question.
naughtyvanguy wrote:
I really would love to eat you as you eat buggers and nugets
bemybison wrote:
I want to eat you too. A nice big chunk outta yer leg
naughtyvanguy wrote:
Really, mmmmmm
bemybison wrote:
then roast you on a spit and bury you in my backyard
naughtyvanguy wrote:
Ahhhhh
...
ronthegoblinsharpshooter wrote:
howdy, saw your ad and would love to get you full and happy, so if you're free right now, drop me a line and lets go for a drive thru.
bemybison wrote:
I don't "drive through" sweetheart, I like to savor the moment with my burger.
ronthegoblinsharpshooter wrote:
so what do you have in mind? And dropped you a msn invite.
bemybison wrote:
This is my dream scenario: You give me 50 dollars, I find the nearest McDonalds and eat to my heart's content, we leave and go back to your place and I purge all over your sexy chest. Sound like a plan?
ronthegoblinsharpshooter wrote:
not much into the getting purged on. what else do you do?
bemybison wrote:
Really? Thats kind of a deal breaker with me. Its incredibly exhilarating, I consider vom-play to be something of an art. I get turned on and then I'm more then willing to do just about anything really.
ronthegoblinsharpshooter wrote:
That's too bad, hope you get your freak on with someone who's able to keep up with you.
bemybison wrote:
Is there anything I can do to persuade you? New avenues of sexual play don't have to be intimidating. I can spray some perfume in my mouth if smell is an issue?
ronthegoblinsharpshooter wrote:
I'm just not into Vomit-Play. I'm more into exhibition
bemybison wrote:
Well do you have any friends I could vomit on while you watch?
ronthegoblinsharpshooter wrote:
sorry, I don't... though watching you would sound interesting.
bemybison wrote:
Well what if I bought like a plastic doll or something and vomitted all over that. Could you get on board then?
ronthegoblinsharpshooter wrote:
Sure, but I don't think I can fund the 50 bones.
bemybison wrote:
would you steal burgers for me then???
ronthegoblinsharpshooter wrote:
How many burgers do you need?
bemybison wrote:
a couple dozen
Other responses:
"But are you for real.?? are you serious even....?you sound too good to be true really...."
"Do you ever think of having sex on a bed of Fries and nuggets? That might be neat. I could buy if you would try."
"hey how r u ur add sounds very interesting i aswell love fast food what is ur fav place i love mcdicks and i must say inever put sweet and sour sauce on it but i would try it cuz it cant hurt no one i think i am also curious of to what u can do with happy meal toys well message me back and let me know"
"I can probably buy about 600 big Mac for you . if this interest you , then let have a mac attack , a pic would be really good start to a mac time ?"
"LOL....I like how you use fast food as an example, very creative. I might be interested in this proposition."
"hey. im at mcdonalds now, do you want anything?"
"im high as shit and your post was the best all night"
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