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Date: 2008-11-06, 2:42PM PST
Looking for a man with a sense of adventure and excitement, and who is also skinny or anorexic. You must be small enough to fold into a standard sized piece of luggage that I have. No fatties please.
I will store you in my closet, periodically checking in by rubbing the outside of the luggage case to feel your bony body poking out. If you are nice and quiet, I might unzip the top and slip in a baloney sandwich and a fruit punch juice box.
If things go really well, I might extend the handle and wheel you around the house for a few minutes.
If interested, please have at least an entire day free for luggage play.
j_lewis101 has been in a suitcase before:
Sounds interesting, I can fit in a roll along suitcase, I've been in one before. More details? Would there be sex involved, could I have a knife in the luggage with me just in case it turns out you're nuts and don't let me out?
bemybison wrote:
Yes I will permit the knife, though I have no intention of locking anyone in the suitcase against their will. I find the entire experience alot more fun if everyone is willing and up for it.
So you've been in a suitcase before? Experience is always a plus! Give me some juicy details...
j_lewis101 has been in a suitcase before:
The details aren't too juicy, it was just a bet between friends on whether or not I could fit in a piece of luggage I had bought or not. It was a 48" roll along Gasoline suitcase, and I fit in rather easily, although I don't think I'd fit in anything below 38". I'm very skinny (you can see ribs), but 6'1".
Have you suit-cased anyone before?
bemybison wrote:
I used to have a midget friend named Candice that I suitcased fairly often. Unfortunately after a particularly rough case session she got a little banged up (I accidentally like the luggage fall down my basement stairs) and she was a little put off after that understandably. I've also done it with my nieces and nephews on several occasions until my brother found out and was afraid I was trying to suffocate them (we have a family history of Munchausen syndrome by proxy) so now I am not allowed to see them.
SO, after a few unfortunate events, I now find myself without a luggage companion. It might be a tight fit but I am fairly certain you'll be able to squeeze into my bag, we'll just have be to careful that the zipper doesn't uh.. "snag" on anything. Ha!
What is it about a suitcase that gets you going as much as I do??
j_lewis101 has been in a suitcase before:
Haha, how old were your nieces and nephews when you stuffed them in a suitcase? lol!
I'm quite flexible, I'm sure I'll fit.
As for what turns me on about being in a suitcase, nothing in particular, however my biggest turn on is doing things that turn other people on, and I'm always up for trying something new. I'd never heard of this before your post, and there aren't many things I haven't heard of.
Do you have a photograph of what I'll see before the zipper does up and I'm in the dark?
bemybison wrote:
Yeah, you'll be seeing a whole lot of this:
j_lewis101 wrote:
That's not what I meant....
Other responses:
"thats brilliant...i voted you for craigslist best of"
"WOW!! That's different, I have never even heard of luggage play. My name is Minaz, I'm 40 yrs old, 5 6, slim build, honest, caring, and a very sexy east indian gentleman. I would love to get togeather with you and play your game"
"I fit in a swiss army handcarry luggage..."
"LOL I'll do it.."
"you are a dumb cunt"
"I would love to spend a day with you, whereby you could extend the handle and wheel me around, unzip the top and periodically rub the outside to feel the body. so let's enjoy and have fun with our lives."
"what if i dont like baloney or fruit punch?"
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